Sensei Shihan Does The Splits
It was 6:30 PM, almost time for karate class to start. Sensei Shihan was nowhere to be seen, but his students were all loyally coming ...
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- Feb 8, 2021
- 3 min
The Cheese Man's Trigonometry Troubles
The Cheese Man was a vicious man. He had a disheveled haircut, and a pair of round spectacles. He thought they made him look smart. The...
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- Feb 1, 2021
- 2 min
Gourmet Shef makes Pizza
Shef grinned malevolently as he shoveled dirt into his metal pail. It was midnight, the perfect time to retrieve dirt from the graveyard....
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- Jan 27, 2021
- 2 min
Meet Maleb
Maleb was an eleven-year-old child. He wore holey black jeans, a white shirt, and had his spiky hair infused with gel so it resembled a ...
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- Jan 25, 2021
- 3 min
Artymiss Fowl robs a bank
Artymiss cackled like a deranged ape as he sat holstered in his pink booster seat. The young boy grabbed at his bowl of Cheerios and ...
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- Jan 24, 2021
- 2 min
Heymei goes to London
Heymei cackled gleefully as he walked off his 50% off flight from New York to London. Huge, towering buildings surrounded the tiny...
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- Jan 20, 2021
- 3 min
Hawwy Pottah goes to the waterpark
Hawwy shrieked like an out of tune electric guitar as Harmony pulled into the WaterSlam, Britain’s most visited waterpark. A large, neon...
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- Jan 19, 2021
- 2 min
Hawwy gets in a plane
“Hawwy!” yelled Harmony, as Hawwy took a running leap at the flight attendant. “Muggle!” Hawwy grunted, slamming his tiny fists into ...
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- Jan 18, 2021
- 2 min
Hey, bebe
Heyme grinned as he gunned the engine on his new Maserati, speeding down the street. Ever since he had scammed the last billionaire,...
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- Jan 17, 2021
- 2 min
Dullman and Saud go to the mall
Dullman groaned in pain as Macken whacked him with a long, thin, metal bar. Saud cried for his brother, feeling the sting on his...
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- Jan 14, 2021
- 2 min
Goumet Shef makes Spaghetti
Shef cackled with delight and he pushed the heavy metal spade into the ground. He was in the graveyard in the middle of the night. A full...
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