Sensei Shihan wins a Karate Match
It was a cloudy afternoon in San Juan, Puerto Rico. A light spray of rain showered Sensei Shihan’s dirty karate uniform as he walked up,...
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Aug 9, 20224 min
Harry Potter is the Villain
It was a cloudy, cold evening in the suburbs of Britain. In the neighborhood of Godric’s Hollow, somewhere in the United Kingdom, the ...
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May 17, 20212 min
Brickfoot v Maleb Caddix
It is a swelteringly hot day. The sun beats down on the metal roof of the gym. Even the grass outside is wilting. On the gym’s second ...
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May 11, 20212 min
Gourmet Shef's Cooking Instructor
Shef frowned as his cooking instructor, Ahut Billub, shook a little shake of pepper into the lamb chops. The Gourmet Shef had been ...
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May 4, 20212 min
Sensei Shihan's Zoom Class
Sensei Shihan muttered curses as he tried to work the new fancy technology, his computer. He glared at the mouse. “Fancy tech!” After...
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May 2, 20212 min
Artymiss, Maleb, And The Bank
Maleb Caddix whooped in his fiberglass restraints as his father, Madt, screeched into Fifth Third Bank’s parking lot in their...
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Apr 27, 20212 min
Dullman And Saud Go To The Mall
Dullman groaned in pain as Macken whacked him with a long, thin, metal bar. Saud cried for his brother, feeling the sting on his buttocks...
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Apr 19, 20212 min
Shef's Pizzeria
Shef grinned happily as he painted the finishing touches on the sign for his restaurant. After many weeks of selling his prized...
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Apr 12, 20212 min
Hawwy and Sensei Shihan fight in the UFC - Weigh In
Part 1. The Weigh-In It was exactly 5pm in the Las Vegas Hilton Hotel. Inside of the auditorium, a huge crowd of about fifteen thousand...
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Apr 8, 20212 min
Nani Sinda?!
Anime Watcher breathed heavily as he crammed another handful of buttery popcorn into his greedy mouth. It was a dark night in Japan....
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Apr 7, 20212 min
Skydiving, But With No Parachute
Pete Zahut screamed as he flung out of the single propellor aircraft. The man who had shoved him out of the airplane was one Billy Ibn...
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Apr 6, 20212 min
Jimmy The Roach
Jimmy wiggled his antennae and checked the watch on his front leg. It was 12 o’clock, time to start scavenging around the house. The...
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Apr 5, 20212 min
Mosquito
“Owch!” Pocrackte cried out as she felt a large prick on his forearm. She slapped it with her other hand and looked at the bright red...
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Mar 31, 20212 min
Maleb And Madt Caddix Assault the Elderly
Maleb whooped in his restraints like a deranged orangutang as his father, Madt, revved the car engine. They were headed to the...
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Mar 30, 20211 min
Linebacker
Linebacker was a short, stubby young boy. Linebacker was his first, middle, and last name. He was born to play football. Ever since the...
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Mar 28, 20212 min
Artymiss and Buttlah Go To A Birthday Party
Artymiss laughed giddily and shook in his car seat. “Buttlah! Buttlah, are we going to a BIrThdAy pArTy!?” Artymiss had a strong Irish...
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Mar 25, 20213 min
Gourmet Shef Goes To McDonalds
“Eheh!” Shef cackled like a goose as he waddled his short, squat, squash-like body up the main street. Shef waggled his eyebrows at a...
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Mar 24, 20211 min
Yatimae Wants Hot Tea
“I want hot tea!” shouted the tiny toddler, smashing her fist on her parent’s door at 4 in the morning. Yatimae was a stingy, greedy,...
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Feb 22, 20212 min
Gourmet Shef Makes Fried Chicken
It was a bright sunny morning in New York City. On main avenue, in a large restaurant, a cooking contest was taking place. The tables and...
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Feb 17, 20212 min
Sayse the Kooky Cookie Cook (try saying it five times fast)
“Yo! Time to make COOKIES!” Sayse bleated. Sayse galloped into the kitchen and reached into the pantry. She rummaged around through the ...
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